Pitch

Dear Time Magazine Editor: Why would anyone wish to listen to the delusional justifications of a neo-nazi for regarding their onslaught of violence and crime? Would it be to gaze into their rotten minds or to glance at a piece of their collective depravity, yet it’s neither. It is a way to understand the bizarre ideals, morals,…

To Fonso:

  To my beloved cousin Fonso, Hello Fonso, it’s your cousin Sigwald, how have you been and your kids? It’s been over ten years since we’ve seen each other, we should get together sometime. How much time has gone by since our family has not met under our proud banner? The memories of hiding under…